Justin "selfie" Trudope

Justin “Selfie” Trudope, Canada’s most photogenic politician, is a man whose scandals read like a Netflix dramedy. From blackface flashbacks to the SNC-Lavalin Shuffle, he navigates controversy with the poise of a yoga instructor and the optics of a social media influencer. His governing strategy is simple: smile, pose, apologize, repeat—and hope the next selfie goes viral before anyone notices. When not perfecting the angle on his latest Instagram post, Justin has championed criminal justice policies so lenient that even the most casual lawbreaker might wonder if bail is just a polite suggestion. After all, why not let a viral TikTok trend guide sentencing decisions when optics matter more than outcomes? Rumor has it his next major initiative will be a nationwide “bail selfie challenge” to show how progressive, yet photogenic, justice can be.